lolololol
my hefe
Officially mid twenties
Dear eyebrows and hair, we’ve got some work to do.
my step mom asked what kind of cake i wanted and i said “banana bread”
my birthday is saturday and all i asked for was a teeth whitening kit and a pair of crocs no joke
how do you know if your unhappiness is outside of you or in your head or are these the same things
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Twerk
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