Stanky leg level change (Taken with instagram)
Leave it to me to find a dress at 8:30pm 2 days before I leave for Louisiana
Now the question is whether or not to wear this obnoxious ass matchy ring that only fits my middle finger
Doing an adult summer reading program through the library these are things you do when you are too tired to party
Jeff is loaded up on vicodin singing Tracy Chapman and pretending to spank things with his arm in a cast
Waiting for Jeff to get back from the hospital so I can go visit him and hopefully take some David after the dentist-esque videos and in the meantime my computer keeps freezing while I’m trying to watch Community.
(Source: serialstranger, via puddlewonderfuck)
(Source: lactobacilomorto, via puddlewonderfuck)
Jeff is getting hand surgery tomorrow and right before he left my house tonight he very longingly said “I can’t wait to be able to close my hand fully around your boob again”
<3 ( o Y o ) <3
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you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
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